Civilization 3, the movie!

Me playing Cleopatra, talking to my generals.

"Greece is really bugging me. They're sitting there, right next door to me and my glorious civilization and they refuse to erect statues to my fabulousness. I think it is time we crush them and make this continent entirely egyptian! Besides, their lime greenness clashes with my yellowness."

General #1: "Your exaltedness, if I may..."

Moi: "Yes, yes. Go on. Getting bored now." *waves at the cuter General, in the corner, who winks back*

General #1: "The Greeks have done nothing to us. They've been excellent trading partners. If we attack them, the world will not trust us."

Cute General: Sits up and waves his hand frantically, "Oh, oh! Me! Call on me!"

Moi: "Yes! You may speak"

Cute General: "I know! We'll make up a plausible excuse for attacking!"

Moi: "Well, we have a plausible excuse! I don't like them. They clash."

Generals muttering together.

General #1: "Your exaltedness, perhaps we can taunt them into attacking then surely the rest of the world would expect us to protect ourselves."

Cleo: "Well, I suppose. Deploy our troops on the border and begin the taunting. The sooner we get started, the sooner I can order new statues of me to be made and placed in my new cities."